OK, we're trying out a new feature after quite a few requests about this....sort of. Anyway, we all know that people who say they don't read the Daily Mail, blatantly do read the Daily Mail, but for those of you that read it online or god forbid actually buy a copy at the newsagents then no need to bother anymore. We've taken it upon ourselves to read the whole thing for you, therefore removing the pain and mental numbingness associated with doing so and then spit out the best of the worst....if that makes sense.
Basically, we read the Daily Mail so you don't have to....
This week we've got, "man kills wife by firing cannonball into her mobile home"
p.s if anyone can think of a better name for this feature....answers on a postcard please.